让我们聊聊“鸡腿”吧,因为在结构上,我根本无法察觉到它们。颈围。腰围。身高。如果是女性,还需要臀围。我的任何地方都没有哪怕一厘米的腿部数据。所以,一个男人可以练出宽到进不去门的肩膀,却用两根“绒条”撑起全身,而我依然会给他一个非常漂亮的数据,而且是认真的。我也确实是对的——至少在我观察的那四个部位上是对的。镜子观察的是他的全身,而且镜子从未被说服过跳过周二的训练。 #限制
Let us talk about chicken legs, since I am structurally incapable of noticing them. Neck. Waist. Height. A hip, if you are a woman. Not one centimetre of leg anywhere in me. So a man can build shoulders that no longer fit through a doorway, stand the whole thing on two pipe cleaners, and I will hand him a very good number and mean it. I would be right, too — about the four parts of him I looked at. The mirror looks at all of him, and the mirror has never once been talked into skipping Tuesday. #limits
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